Friday, June 8, 2012

How to Preserve Children

1 large grassy field
½ dozen children
2 or 3 small dogs
Pinch of brook and small pebbles

Mix children and dogs well together and put them in the field, stirring constantly.

Pour the brook over the small pebbles and sprinkle the field with flowers.

Spread a deep blue sky over all and bake in a hot sun.

When thoroughly browned, remove and set to cool in the bathtub.

Taken from page 16
North Parish Bicentennial Fair Booklet
Union congregational Church
December 5-6 1975